Collection: The "Things I've said to my kids" Collection

26 products
  • Calm Down, Your Brother Doesn't Have A Tail, That's His Penis
    Calm Down, Your Brother Doesn't Have A Tail, That's His Penis
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  • I know you put mashed potato in the printer
    Fun colourful polka dot earrings in yellow and purple. Handcrafted in Ireland
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  • You can have one biscuit. One.
    You can have one biscuit. One.
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  • Yes but how did the ice cream even get into the washing machine?
    purple and pink earrings that resemble a bacteria (but funky looking). Pink spikes on a purple base.
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  • Why are there peanut biscuits in my shoes?
    Long drop three tier earrings in dark blue and pale blue, featuring a polka dot design. Handmade in Ireland.
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  • Who used my lipstick to draw lips on all the apples?
    Quirky long drop statement earrings in green and yellow with polka dots. Handmade in Ireland.
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  • Who hung the dirty washing on the line?
    Who hung the dirty washing on the line?
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  • The rabbits have escaped again!
    The rabbits have escaped again!
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